top of page

3rD THING
Life’s Older Than They Think
Christians say Adam and Eve started it all 6,000 years ago. Archaeology laughs—modern humans go back 350,000 years, interbreeding with others 100,000 years ago.
The Bible’s creation? Allegory, not a timeline—Christians miss that. They’ve peddled nonsense before—flat earth, sun orbiting us, slavery, women as lesser—still do.
Now it’s transgender and queer debates. Guess who’s wrong again? Homophobia. Religion twists scripture to hate the outcast—same old tale, different script.
bottom of page